Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?Ī: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin. Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?Ī: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3. Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée? Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar? Q: How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68? Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up? Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? Q: What did the mathematician say when he finished his christmas dinner? Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still? Q: What do you call friends who love math? Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation? Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry? Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?Ī: Because it always has lots of problems. Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school? Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school? Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
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